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"And though she flung wide three gates to the ambassadors of Cupid, she lamented that nature had not similarly unlocked the straits of her bosom, that she might there have contrived a further welcome to his emissaries."
-"The Secret History", by Procopius of Caesarea, 6th century C.E., as translated from the original Greek by Richard Atwater, 1927.

On an unrelated note, when the hell did people first start referring to vaginas as "pussies", and why? I've never seen anything particularly feline about them.


(Wednesday, INT: JH and EB's apartment, living room)

JH (on phone): Hey, Max? I'm boiling over with hatred right now. What do you have that cures that?
MH (via electronic speech bubble): You're boiling over with hatred?
JH: (on phone): Well, maybe not boiling. Simmering. I am effervescent with misanthropic loathing.
(INT: Max's place, MH is on the couch)

MH (on phone): May I ask what's got you so hatebubbly?
JH (via electronic speech bubble): Bureaucracy. Life.
MH (on phone): Ah, I hear ya. Why don't you come on up, you can play around with my pussies.
(INT: JH and EB's apartment)

JH: By which you mean your cats, right?
MH (via electronic speech bubble): Yes, hence the plural. I do not currently have multiple vaginas.
(INT: Max's place)

JH (via electronic speech bubble): I like how you felt the need to tack on the word "currently".
MH (on phone): Hey, if the surgery ever becomes available, I'm getting a dozen of the damn things.