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No one ever throws surprise orgies for me. :(

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(Saturday night, INT: MH's apartment)

WW (nakedly): We figured either your game went badly, in which case you'd want to be cheered up, or it went really well, in which case you'd want to celebrate.
MH: It is the latter and that is genius and you know me incredibly well and I love you and your gigantic dick forever.
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MH: Well, Gina, Nicole, this is... well, this is everyone. Everyone, this is Gina - keep your eyes closed, Gina, no sense you gettin' all horned up if you're not allowed to do anything about it - and Nicole - Nicole, getcherself an eyefull, get as horned up as you like and take it all home to hubby.
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MH: And by "take it home to hubby", I mean now, 'cause I'm 'bout to do my thang, and it ain't a spectator sport. Either strip down or skedaddle.
NP: I think I'll skedaddle. Thanks for the game, I'll see you next week. Um... have fun.
MH: Always do.
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(outside MH's apartment, door is closed)

NP: Well, that was... uniquely awkward.
GU: ...Can I open my eyes yet?