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(Monday morning, EXT: outside James Kowalski's house)

JK: Wallets, keys and phones, hand'em over nice and smooth.
JH: Okay, Jim, you don't know us, so I'm going to make this nice and simple for you.
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JH: Cheryl here mentioned that she's not associated with the cops. That's correct. Cheryl is an ex-cop. That means she has all of the training, all of the experience, and absolutely zero accountability.
JH: And me? The last guy who pointed that gun at me and asked for my wallet wound up in two different body bags.
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[silence]
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JK: Heyyy, I was just kidding around, man! What, you can't take a joke?
JH: Right, very amusing. Enjoy your firearm.