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Ohhhhh, I'm going to get comments about this storyline.

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(Saturday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's living room)

LH: Alright, ladies, character descriptions. Ellen?
EB: Vera Washington. One hundred and twenty-seven years old, but looks like Whoopi circa Ghost. Psychiatrist with a specialty in criminal rehabilitation.
LH: Perfect. Nicole?
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NP: Varla Notchwood, I'm a computer programmer, I fly antique planes in my spare time.
LH: Excellent.
MH: My name's Bill Tackleford, and I'm a transg-
LH (interrupting): Nope.
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MH: I identify as ma-
LH (interrupting): No you don't.
MH: Had a sex ch-
LH (interrupting): Not a thing.
MH: Dick and ba-
LH (interrupting): Absolutely not.
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MH: Well, the only other character sheet I have here is for the appropriately named Phlora, so I guess I'm playing a space dwar-
LH: EQUALLY NONEXISTENT.