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I think Spider-man is probably the major superhero I identify with most.

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(Sunday night, INT: EB and JH's apartment)

JH: It's weird. It's like the whole concept of... of initiating a relationship alternates in my mind between being something we don't have to do because we're already essentially doing it and... and being something we can't do because it's impossible.
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EB: Impossible?
JH: It's... I mean, I've kind of got a lot going on right now, that's all. As I believe I've mentioned.
EB: Oh my God, you're Spider-manning me, aren't you?
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JH: I'm what now?
EB: Don't even pretend like you don't know who Spider-man is.
JH: I'm... covering you in webs?
EB: You're not dating me because you don't want your enemies to target your loved ones.
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JH: Ooh yeah, I probably should have thought of that. That's a pretty good point.
EB: No it's not Peter Parker is a goddamn moron if you watched movies you would know that!