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Every home should have a first aid kit. Before I moved into my apartment, I first made sure I bought a fire extinguisher, bandages, disinfectant, a flashlight, and a toilet plunger. Everything else could wait.

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(Monday. INT: Kitchen, EB is patching up JH's right arm)

EB: Holy jeeze, this is deep.
JH (with obvious pride): A good cook always keeps his knives sharp. I never even felt it.
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JH: Okay, feelin' it now. Ow. Ow. Ow.
EB: Hold still, you baby.
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JH: Do you have to use the ENTIRE bottle of disinfectant?
EB: I'm trying to get the plaster dust out of the wound.
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JH: Whew, it stinks like chemicals, too. You think a nice balsamic vinegar would work just as well?
EB: Hey, it's your arm. You want to marinate it, that's your business.