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I'll admit: like Spambot, this is a game that I haven't actually made. If anyone wants to create a playable version, by all means, go for it.

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(Monday. INT: living room, Cat Burglar is out on the table)

JH: Okay, in Cat Burglar, YOU are playing as a sensible, well-adjusted feline enthusiast.
EB: Fair enough. What are you playing?
JH: I'm a deranged and possibly dangerous cat hoarder, whose selfish obsession clearly places her cats in jeopardy.
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EB: And I'm assuming that your opinion of me mirrors my opinion of you?
JH: Obviously. The object of the game is to lure, capture, breed, steal, and stockpile as many cats in your ten-foot by ten-foot house as possible, before the SPCA intervenes.
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EB (looking at cat cards): Wow, did you do little drawings for each individual cat? How many cards are there?
JH: A hundred. And each one corresponds to a figurine, if you'll note the number on the base.
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EB: Wow. You really put a lot of work into this.
JH: Yeah, I think when I made this one I was kinda channelling some sort of obsessive compulsion. Go figure.