by Steve the Pocket » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:09 pm
If we're to assume the figures on the cake are custom-made to look like the actual bride and groom, the woman sure looks like Ellen, but the dude is a redhead with no ponytail. Also, he's depicted in the traditional monochromatic suit, whereas Jamie's seems to be meant to match Nicole's dress and shoes. So yeah, no matter what's going on, it looks like some red herrings are present.
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