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I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

Postby snowyowl » Wed May 25, 2016 6:20 am

Something I figured out over the last two days: Involuntarily producing a small amount of colourless fluid from the penis is not actually an orgasm. That is the pre-ejaculate. You're supposed to keep going after that point.

I relate this not because I think other people will make the same mistake, but as a testament to human nature and the incredible lengths people will go to in order to be wrong.
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Postby Horizon » Wed May 25, 2016 10:00 am

Your signature just makes that so much better.
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Postby JustinReilly » Wed May 25, 2016 4:18 pm

snowyowl wrote:Something I figured out over the last two days: Involuntarily producing a small amount of colourless fluid from the penis is not actually an orgasm. That is the pre-ejaculate. You're supposed to keep going after that point.

I relate this not because I think other people will make the same mistake, but as a testament to human nature and the incredible lengths people will go to in order to be wrong.

Wow. Damn, I'm sorry man. At least you found out by yourself instead of from an angry woman shouting 'What the fuck do you mean "You're done?!".' Well, enjoy making up for lost time.
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Postby snowyowl » Wed May 25, 2016 6:16 pm

Horizon wrote:Your signature just makes that so much better.

I know, it's pretty great.
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Re: I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

Postby crayzz » Wed May 25, 2016 11:57 pm

If you don't mind me asking:

Did it never occur to you to keep going past the point you thought was the end? Cause like, there's no particular reason to stop if you don't orgasm. Maybe you just get bored sure, but every time?

At least you found out by yourself instead of from an angry woman shouting 'What the fuck do you mean "You're done?!".


How would one even be able to tell? You'd have to stop and check, and depending on the contraceptive, that could be difficult.
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Postby Razmoudah » Thu May 26, 2016 10:31 am

Maybe because she hadn't had an orgasm yet? Unless she was giving him a blowjob.
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Re: I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

Postby gaeila » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:59 pm

I'm sorry your grammar or high-school had such a poor sex education program. They actually taught us this in my sex-ed classes--to explain why a woman needs protection during all phases of intercourse, because the pre-ejaculate can get her pregnant. And this was decades ago. Has sex-ed gone backwards or disappeared or something? I thought HIV had made sex-ed more wide-spread and comprehensive in schools.

I really thought I'd reached the point where nothing could surprise me even slightly any more, but Congratulations, Dude, you managed it.

Um, thanks?
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Re: I've been masturbating wrong for the last eight years

Postby gaeila » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:09 am

crayzz wrote:If you don't mind me asking:

How would one even be able to tell? You'd have to stop and check, and depending on the contraceptive, that could be difficult.


LOL, I'm a woman, and a lot of us can tell, by the feel. Very often, many of us can feel a kind of pulsing from the penis at the guy's orgasm. I know I can, (and have probably had more than my fair share of simultaneous orgasms, because if things were going well, that would tend to trigger my own) and so can other women I've known.

I'm not saying all women can tell; just definitely a non-trivial number of us can. Maybe Google knows? I don't really care enough to search it.
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