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(Monday. INT: kitchen at Capsaicin Lounge)

TM: Well, now she's calling ME incompetent...
JH: That's what you get for promising something you know I can't deliver!
GO: What's going on here?
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TM: Some psycho bitch at table six is throwing a shit fit because she's unaware of the fundamental properties of beef.
TM: She's ranting and raving to anyone who'll listen about how this is the worst service she's ever received, and as soon as she's done eating, she's going to sue us for violating her human rights.
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GO: Did she actually say the word "lawsuit"?
TM: She did. Several times. Loudly.
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GO: Beautiful. Advise her that your manager said it's a conflict of interest to serve her food while we have legal action pending, then have Dimitri throw her out.
JH: Have I told you lately that you're the greatest boss in the world?