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(Tuesday. INT: EB and JH's apartment)

MH (angry): I cannot believe this. That hedgehog survived most of her life being covered in toxic paint, set on fire, thrown around like a baseball, and fed nothing but chili dogs.
MH: I put her in what I thought would be a safe environment with a responsible caretaker, and she doesn't last twenty-four hours!
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EB: I'm sorry, okay? How was I supposed to know it was right behind me?
MH: Where ELSE did you think she was going to go? You were the only person in a new and strange environment! Of course she's going to want to be near you!
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MH: She was curious about you! And you should have been curious about HER! This was a new pet!
MH:The first day with a new pet is CRUCIAL! You need to establish a precedent, control your interaction with her!
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EB: And I was... I was doing that!
MH (gesturing to the computer): Really? 'Cause somehow I doubt she was tanking in Ulduar!