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Customers are like any other problem: if you ignore them long enough, they go away.

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(Tuesday. INT: Overdrive Computers)

LH: How was your sick day?
EB: I ate twenty-four pumpkin bombs and sat on a hedgehog.
LH: Sounds fantastic.
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EB: You and Gina manage okay without me?
LH: Gina was out all day, doing a LAN installation in an old folk's home. It was a two hour job that turned into an eight hour job.
EB: Ouch. Been there.
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EB: Wait, does that mean you were here all day alone? You didn't interact with customers, did you?
LH: Of course not, I had work to do. I put up a sign that said "Back in five minutes" and spent all day in the back room.
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EB: You know, sometimes I wonder how it is that we do any business at all.
LH: I attribute it to the fact that I photoshopped cleavage into our Yellow Pages ad.