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(Tuesday. INT: Overdrive Computers)

EB: Did you seriously shop cleavage into our Yellow Pages ad?
LH: What, you never saw it?
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EB: I don't think I even have a phone book. You didn't put it on me, did you?
LH (digging out phone book): Nah, I put it on Gina.
EB: And you don't think that's false advertising?
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LH: It would be false advertising if this were a strip club or a Hooters. We don't have tits on the menu, therefore the tits in the ad are just decoration.
LH: As long as we're not selling them, we can imply the existence of mammary glands in proximity to computer components. That's allowed.
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EB (holding phone book sideways): No, I'm saying it's false advertising because the only way Gina could ever display cleavage is if you took an axe to her sternum.
LH: Well, if anyone complains, there's a pair of balloons under the counter.