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That's Slapfight that they're playing there, another one of Jamie's games. I haven't made up rules for that one, you guys can feel free to assume whatever you like.

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(Tuesday, JH and EB's apartment. JH, EB, MH and TH are playing Slapfight.)

JH: So what is Lily's deal, anyway?
EB: I've been gaming with her for seven years and working for her for three. I still have no idea what her deal is. It's not trauma, I know that.
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MH: I maintain, as I always have, that she hates men because she is in denial about her dire and desperate need of their penile ministrations.
TH: One-two-three-not-it.
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JH: What if it WAS rooted in some traumatic episode in her past involving some grabby uncle? Would your prescription remain the same? A little hair of the dog?
MH: I'm not that insensitive. If she can't get her endorphins from dick, she'll just have to switch teams.
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EB: You really do live in a different world from the rest of us, don't you?
MH (musing): I wonder if I could talk her into giving me XP for it...