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Chuck Taylors are vegetarian, and, though Converse doesn't guarantee that they're 100% free of animal products, they are generally accepted as vegan. Max just doesn't wear them because they're made in sweat shops.
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(Wednesday, INT: Max's place, living room)
MH: So why don't you want to frog blast me in the vent core?
JH: I DO want to... to do that. But I'm not GOING to because it'll make things weird with Ellen, and I can't afford any roommate drama right now.
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MH: Ellen doesn't have to find out.
JH: She's your best friend. You're telling me you can weave an elaborate web of lies for her that she'll never be able to penetrate?
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MH: Well, maybe I just won't mention it at all!
JH: Oh, please. If you can objectify men and claim that I'm incapable of resisting free sex, I can objectify women and claim that you're incapable of resisting juicy gossip.
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MH: That's the stereotype, is it?
JH: Gossip and shoes, yes.
MH: So if I mention that I only own two pairs of imitation Chucks, will you christen me an honorary male?
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