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I actually do this in my own home. I have two queen mattresses of identical manufacture pushed up against each other. I have a giant cover that I made that covers both. It's fantastic for rolling around on.

You spend a third of your life asleep - you might as well pamper yourself.

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(Thursday. INT: JH's room, EB is on the phone)

(JH walking by in the background)
EB: Hey, Nicole. Just moving in the new roommate now, and I had a question. Did you take your bed?
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EB: Your bed. When you moved out, did you take your bed?
EB: Well, yes, I know it's your bed, that's fine, I'm just wondering why. Aren't you sleeping with John now?
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EB: What do you need two beds for, one for sleeping and one for sex?
EB: You pushed them together? Two twin mattresses into one bed? Why would you do that?
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JH (walking by in the background, still unpacking): I'm pretty sure that makes it a quadruplet.
EB: No, I really don't think the United Nations will recognize the Land of Nod as an independent state, I don't care how many pillows you have.