I live in a midsize city, I walk around alone at night all the time, and I've never had a problem. But then, I look like a cross between Voldemort and Uncle Fester even on a good day, so maybe the various thugs and creeps think I'm the scariest thing in the dark alley.

Either that, or they just know that I have no money.

Or maybe they're just in bed at home, because seriously, who the hell waits around in a dark alley on the off chance someone is going to wander by at two in the morning?