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I have yet to be arrested for anything, but when I am, I'm pretty sure this is how it's gonna go.

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(Saturday, INT: police interrogation room)

(JH sits on a bench in the barren room alone, holding his wounded arm)
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unnamed policeman (entering room with a clipboard): Benjamin Halliganiv?
JH: Uh... it's the fourth, actually.
unnamed policeman: Your bail's set at five grand. Do you have someone you can call?
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JH: Um... I think there's been some sort of mistake. I wasn't the one who was arrested.
unnamed policeman: You were never arrested?
JH: I was never arrested.
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unnamed policeman: Well, you're under arrest now.
JH: Goddamnit!