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I like Max's approach to preventing drama. Very sensible.

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(Sunday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's apartment)

MH (coming in): How hangs it, my sister! We rockin' this fourth edition shit or what?
EB: Hey, Max. Yeah, try to keep it down, Jamie's still asleep.
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MH: What? It's two in the afternoon!
EB: He had a rough night. He got mugged in the park.
MH: Oh shit, is he okay?
EB: He will be.
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MH: Damn. Well, to head off any future drama, I guess now would be a good time to mention that the other day, I gave him the scarab and offered him a tour of the Cave of Wonders, but he sat outside with Abu because he thinks he isn't pure of heart.
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EB: An Aladdin reference? Really?
MH: The Cave is my vag-
EB (interrupting): I know the cave is your vagina!