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(Wednesday, INT: EB and JH's apartment)

EB: Here, finish the water. And eat bread, you need something in your stomach.
MH: I'm fine, I'm fine. This is vegan bread, right?
JH: Yeah, it's vegan bread.
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MH: Ooh! Did you kill a bottle? We gotta play Spin the Bottle! It's drunken tradition! Drunken tradition party game!
JH: Max, there's only three of us here. I can't kiss you because I'm a monogamuggle, I can't kiss Ellen because she'll evict me, and you can't kiss Ellen because she's straight.
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MH: I can call up my significant others. They're great kissers. And I've got an alternate ruleset expansion for Spin the Bottle, makes it way more fun.
JH: Then it just devolves into Ellen and me watching you make out with people. And, I remind you, this is ostensibly my celebration.
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MH: Truth or Dare, then. Truth or Dare!
JH: Are there any other traditional drinking-time party games?
MH: Seven Minutes in Heaven.
EB: Truth or Dare it is, then.