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(Friday. INT: gym, EB and MH are on side-by-side treadmills, their speech bubbles are broken up internally to indicate heavy breathing)

MH: In all seriousness, you realize, of course, that as your best friend, I am entitled to all the details.
EB: What details?
MH: Don't you play dumb with me.
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MH: Walk in on him in the shower, peek in while he's asleep, I don't care how you do it, but I'm going to need accurate figures on length, girth, and foreskin condition. Bonus points will be awarded for information on texture, taste, and ejaculatory volume.
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EB: Just so we're clear, here, you expect me to suck a stranger's dick for the sake of your entirely unhealthy obsession with people's genitalia.
MH: Hey. My obsession with people's genitalia is perfectly healthy, thank you very much.
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EB: Don't you already have more than enough dick in your life?
MH: The way I figure, just because I've already ordered three entrées and a dessert, doesn't mean I can't check the nutritional information for everything else on the menu.