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Isn't it nice when an obvious solution presents itself?

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(Thursday morning, INT: police station)

JH (looking at name tag): Look... Cheryla.
unnamed police officer (evidently named Cheryl): Cheryl A.
JH: Right, right. Look, we've been talking for a few minutes, here, and I think there's a connection developing. Don't you feel a connection?
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CA: Mister Halliganiv, you were arrested for assaulting a minor, and, although we can't prove your involvement, the victim and only witness to that event is now dead. I am neither obligated nor inclined to do you any favours.
JH: Oh, you don't have to. In fact, quite the opposite - I'm going to do something nice for you.
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CA: You're going to do something for me?
JH: Indeed! Happy belated birthday, hope you like firearms. Sorry I didn't have time to giftwrap it for you.
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CA: Actually, I'm... I'm on conditional probation right now. I'm not allowed to have a gun.
JH (leaving): I'm sorry, Cheryla, I'm afraid that's not my department. Have a nice day!