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(Thursday afternoon, INT: WW and SW's apartment)

JH: So I do have a question I've been meaning to ask you two.
WW: Oh?
JH: Yeah. You... you're gay, right? Everyone who's told me anything about you has told me that you're gay.
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SW: Yes, sweetie. That would be because we are.
JH: But... but you have girlfriends. Two girlfriends, actually, which is more than most straight men. Doesn't that, necessarily, make you bisexual?
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WW: Oh, joy. This conversation.
SW: You want to take it, or should I?
WW: You took it last time. I'll do it.
SW: Thanks, hon. Love you.
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JH: Oh dear. Should I be buckling in and bracing myself for this?
WW: Just count yourself lucky I'm not breaking out the PowerPoint presentation.