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I was tempted to make the "Craig" bit of dialogue a verbal cameo for a character from Blur the Lines, but that comic is autobiographical, and that would be weird. It would also be against my general approach to cameos in Leftover Soup, which is to treat them like doodles on the wallpaper - they're part of the background or foreground, but they're purely decorative and do not directly affect the canonical plot or characters - and I'd say being "balls deep" in someone certainly counts as affecting him.
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(Thursday afternoon, INT: WW and SW's apartment)
JH (uncertain): So you're saying that gayness is a choice, then.
SW: It's a culture. Is being Polish a choice?
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JH: I wouldn't know, I've never Poled.
WW: Everyone's experience with it is different. There are a lot of people in the queer community who'd be sharpening their pitchforks and lighting their torches right about now, if they overheard this conversation. That's why Simon and I just use the term "gay" without any elaboration unless someone asks.
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SW: And, quite frankly, if someone is asking, there are very few scenarios in which it is any of their goddamn business.
JH: Unless they're in the middle of having homosexual intercourse with you, I imagine.
SW: Even then!
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SW: If a dude is balls deep in me, someone happens to let slip that I have a deep and abiding love for a person with a set of fallopians, and that's a deal breaker? Fuck that guy. He can pack up his ball gag and his fancy nipple clamps and hit the goddamn road.
WW (wistfully): Yeah, I'm gonna miss Craig...
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