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You have probably heard the saying "don't stick your dick in the crazy". And, to be sure, that's very good advice, and if you follow it, it will keep you out of a world of trouble.

What they don't tell you, though, is that if nobody ever stuck their dick in the crazy, no one would ever get laid.

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(Friday evening, INT: outside MH's apartment)

[JH knocks on MH's door]
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JH: Hey, Max.
MH: Hey, Jamie. What's up?
JH: You doing anything for the next few hours?
MH: Nothing specific.
JH: Anyone else in there with you?
MH: Nah, I'm kickin' it solo. Why do you ask?
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JH: I changed my mind. Traditional monogamy is for chumps. Let's fuckin' do this.
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[MH has jumped up on JH and is frantically making out with him]