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(Saturday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's apartment, around the gaming table)

LH: The graffiti above the ruby eye says, in Goblin, "Key is this: In one, see orc, in two, see forever".
EB: Oh crap, I know this riddle.
MH: You figured it out already? It's statues, isn't it? I hate fighting statues!
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EB: No, I mean I know this riddle. I've read this module.
LH: What the hell, Ellen!
EB: I'm sorry, I was trying to get a handle on fourth edition!
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GU: Does that mean we can't use this adventure?
EB: It's fine, you guys, seriously. I just won't find any of the traps or solve any of the riddles for you.
MH: But we need you for the riddles! You're our riddle bitch!
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EB: Oh, don't worry. I'm sure if you reflect on it long enough, the answer will come to you.
LH: God damn it, Ellen...