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(Friday. INT: apartment)

JH: Seriously, two player Monopoly is ass, and the endgame scenario just drags forever.
EB: Well, do you have any better board games?
JH: Um, well, I don't know about BETTER, I mean, Parker Brothers have been perfecting Monopoly for a hundred years...
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EB: You just said it was ass. What have you got?
JH: Well, I've got A Still More Glorious Dawn, it's a space colonization game, sort of Monopoly meets Settlers of Catan with the movement system from Candyland. And I've got Slapfight, that's a card game. Probably the best game I have for two players is Rock Paper Scissors Chess, it's pretty easy to learn.
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EB: I've never heard of any of those.
JH: Yeah, I uh... I kinda made'em.
EB: You made them?
JH: Yeah, you know. It's just cardboard and markers. It's no big deal.
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EB: Still, you've made three more board games than I ever have.
JH: Uh... by that math, you've made fifteen...