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I think, throughout the entirety of what I laughingly call my career, I have used about a dozen sick days, and I was actually sick for maybe three of those.

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(Sunday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's apartment)

MH: Pleeeeeeease, Jamie? It'll be fun! I'd totally owe you a favour, sexual or otherwise!
JH: And the day that I can pay off my credit card bill with favours, that will be relevant.
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MH: Come ooooooooon!
JH: I already called in sick twice in the past week!
MH: You changed your mind and went in for one of those, though!
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JH: I might need my sick days!
MH: For what?
JH: For actually getting sick!
MH: Yeah, but who does that?
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JH: People! People with normal human immune systems who come into contact with the outside world do that!
MH: Those people are weak, Jamie! Weak! Don't be like them!