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"Creepy", like "beauty", is in the eye of the beholder. Creepiness is defined by the reaction of the viewer. Thus, in a sense, telling someone not to be creepy is like telling them to stop being ugly.
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(Tuesday, INT: Laundromat)
(JH is folding laundry)
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unnamed woman: Excuse me?
JH: Mm?
unnamed woman: Do you know how to get white wine stains out of fabric? All the guides I've seen are for red wine. I spilled it on myself a few days ago and forgot about it, but it actually does leave a mark, if you look closely.
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JH (taking skirt): May I?
unnamed woman: I really hope I haven't permanently stained this skirt, I'd really like to be able to keep it in my wardrobe, it goes with a lot of outfits.
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(JH holds the skirt up to his nose and gives it a good sniff.)
unnamed woman (creeped out): Oooorr alternately, you could just go ahead and keep it, that's good too.
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