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Meet Arnold Hellenberger: 50% Ron Swanson, 45% General Ross, 5% Frigidaire.

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(Wednesday, INT: Big Heart Animal Rescue)

(Arnold Hellenberger dings the bell for service)
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MH: Hi, welcome to Big Hear- Dad?
AH: Hello, Maxine. We were expecting you to be at the cemetery today.
MH: I don't know why you would, I made it pretty clear that I wasn't showing up.
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AH: And I made it clear that you would be showing up.
MH: Yeah, well, I live on my own and I'm twenty-four, so that's kinda not how that works any more.
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AH: Damn it, Maxine, you may not respect me, but you will respect your brother's memory!
MH: Okay, if we're going to be having a lecture about familial respect, can it please wait until I'm not literally covered in animal feces?