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(Friday, EXT: CA and TH's front door)

ChA: What did you do with Carol?
JH: I didn't do anything with her! She's in the bathroom. I... I'm pretty sure she's still in the bathroom.
ChA: You put her in the bathroom?
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JH: I didn't put her any... okay, one of us is clearly a dangerous lunatic who has a homicidal obsession with the other. Now, I'll concede, the evidence would seem to indicate that it's me...
ChA: Well, if you're not a homicidal lunatic, why are you here?
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JH: Carol invited me to dinner. This dinner. With you.
ChA: Why would she do that?
JH: Because I'm her lover's best friend's roommate and I sniffed her skirt at a laundromat.
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ChA: You want to take another crack at that sentence that doesn't make you sound like a crazy pervert?
JH: You know, I'm not certain I can...