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And this is why we don't do that.

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(Friday. INT: EB is outside the bathroom door, JH is inside)

EB: Jamie? Look, Max is sorry. She didn't mean anything by it. She knows it was inappropriate.
JH: No, no, I'm fine. I love being greeted by attractive women like that. Really. It's fine. I'm not upset.
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EB: Well, clearly you are upset, or you wouldn't have barricaded yourself in the bathroom. A strange person just grabbed your dick. You're entitled to your reaction.
JH: I'm fine, I really don't have a problem with it. It's just that what she squeezed was not, in fact, my penis.
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(pause, EB thinks)
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EB: You're gonna need a minute?
JH: I'ma need a minute, yeah.