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"nonono you guys misheard me. I said eternal DALMATIAN. There's no such thing as hell. If you're bad we just give you a dog until you're good" - @drugleaf

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(Saturday night, EXT: Gina's car)

NP (exiting): Well, thanks for the ride. I'm gonna take my residual horned-up-edness, grab my heathen hubby, and go do something that isn't immoral.
GU: Well... okay. Have fun with that, I guess.
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NP: Before I go, though... if you were God, and had the option, would you send Max to hell for not believing in you?
GU: No. No, of course not. Of course I don't want Max to go to hell. I don't want anyone to go to hell.
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NP: Well, the way I see it, either you feeling that way is morally wrong and you should want to send her to hell...
NP: ...or you love Max more than your God does.
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NP: See you next week.