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I think we can all agree that this is how this storyline is supposed to end.

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(Sunday morning, INT: Gym, padded room)

EB (zoomed in): Okay, you made reference to my usual workout partner, which means that you've been watching me for a while, and you specifically waited for a day I was alone before you talked to me. That's equal parts transparently predatory and comically pathetic.
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EB: And the "negging", a.k.a. backhanded compliments, a.k.a. insults. Calling girls booger-brains didn't make them like you back in third grade, what the hell made you think it'd work on a grown-ass woman?
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EB: Plus, continuing to call me "mamacita" when neither of us is Hispanic is just plain weird, and not in a good way.
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(panned out, we see EB has EM pinned with both arms behind his back)
EM: I understand and accept everything that you have said. Please do not break both of my arms.
EB: Mister Levinson?
SL: I am contractually obligated to tell you not to break his arms.