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(Friday. INT: apartment)

JH: Gotta say, I really respect the vegan lifestyle. Just cooking vegetarian is hard enough.
MH: I'm not gonna lie. It's tough. I go through a lot of organic peanut butter.
EB: It's true. She puts peanut butter on everything.
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MH: And salsa. I eat a ton of salsa. And tofu.
JH: TVP?
MH: Ugh. It's like sponges. I have to force myself to choke it down sometimes.
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JH: It's a tough balancing act, making sure you get all the right amino acids.
MH: Well, I do have one source of animal protein in my diet, but I personally supervise production to make sure it's guaranteed cruelty-free. Except on S&M Tuesdays, I guess.
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MH: I'll give you a hint: it comes out of a dick, and it's not urine.
EB: WE GET IT.