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(Sunday afternoon, INT: GU's room)
CA: So, Gina... what would you say is your least attractive feature? What do you want to minimize?
GU: Um... I'd say probably my ears. I have big ears.
MH: What? You're crazy. Big ears equals more space for piercings, more surface area for boys to nibble on... Big ears are fucking awesome!
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CA: Feel free to ignore her.
GU: Always do.
CA: I have some nice golden earrings that'd match well with that crucifix. We can try a few different sets.
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GU: Wouldn't earrings draw more attention to my ears?
CA: Not if they hang down towards that lovely neck of yours. It's the same reason I wear dangly bracelets - to draw the eye away from my finger.
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GU: What finger?
CA (displaying four-fingered hand): Exactly.
MH: My sweetie's real good at teaching kids to count to nine.
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