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Twenty-eight divided by ninety days is a far more reasonable rate of one new person every three days, give or take.

Yes, that poster in the background is still Erika Moen's Oh Joy Sex Toy comic about pregnancy, which you can purchase.

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(Monday afternoon, INT: sexual health clinic)

MH: Okay, for serious: twenty-eight.
SH: Twenty-eight different sexual partners in ninety days?
MH: I know, not a personal best. I'ma have to step up my game.
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MH: It's an even thirty if you count french kissing!
SH: We don't count that as a sex act, no.
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MH: What about if she vomited directly into my mouth?
SH: Well, it's still not officially a sex act, but yes, I do expect it would serve as a transmission vector for pretty much every disease currently known to medical science.
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MH: I dunno, the puke in question was about ninety proof, it'd probably kill more microbes than it carried.
SH: Well, tell your friend if she can do that on command, she can have a job in our waiting room. Those hand sanitizer dispensers are surprisingly expensive.