I can never tell if my drunken dialogue sounds authentic or not. I really should drink more.
On an unrelated note, I think if I found drunk people abusing one of my homemade board games the way Ellen and Max appear to be doing, I'd be rather upset.
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(Friday. INT: The apartment, EB and MH are playing Spambot)
MH: You know what we should do? We should go eat at Jamie's restaurant so we can tell him his game is broken.
EB: The game's not broken. You're just playing it wrong.
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MH: YOU'RE playing it wrong! Roll the dice!
EB: I DID roll the dice! It's your turn.
MH: Okay.
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MH: Six. That's four Subject Lines, two Attachments, and one Event.
EB: Read the Event card first.
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MH: The Filter becomes self-aware. If you have fewer Nodes than the Filter has Subject Lines, Skynet eats you, and you're out of the game.
EB: Okay. Restaurant.