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A lot of very important things can be categorized as "Step Zero".

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(very very early Tuesday morning, INT: Capsaicin Lounge kitchen)

ChA (in uniform): Are we allowed to be in here after hours?
JH: Absolutely not. Now, pay attention: unless I ask you for specific information, the only things out of your mouth will be "yes chef" and "no chef". Indicate to me that you understand.
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ChA: Yes chef.
JH: Good. Step one is always the same: wash your hands.
ChA: Yes chef.
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[ChA washing her hands]
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JH: Okay, apparently step zero is to teach you how to wash your hands.
ChA: Uh... yes chef?