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(Thursday afternoon, INT: SW and WW's bedroom)

MH: So!
SW: So?
MH: You know what day today is?
SW: Is it Thursday?
MH: It's International Oral Sex Day.
SW: You don't say.
MH: I do say!
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SW: Well, while I certainly don't disapprove, I seem to recall an International Oral Sex Day about three months ago.
MH: That was National Oral Sex Day. Completely different day.
SW: And who determines this, exactly?
MH: Oral Sex Council.
SW: Oral Sex Council, you say.
MH: I do say!
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SW: And who's on the Oral Sex Council, if I may ask?
MH: Well, right now, it's just one person, but we do have an opening for new members.
SW: An opening for members, you say?
MH: I absolutely do say that, yes!
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SW: I love that this is what passes for foreplay with us.
MH: I love that you acknowledge we've experienced foreplay. Remove your pants.