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(Friday. INT: Capsaicin Lounge)

GO (visibly furious): Halligan, what the f-... what in the world are you doing?
MH: Lemme handle this.
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MH (like David facing Goliath): You! How DARE you try to sneak fish sauce... little fishies with their little faces... into a dish for vegetarians! You make me SICK, sir. You make me SICK. Jamie here is a HERO who SAVED MY STOMACH and he deserves a RAISE.
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GO: I am so sorry for this whole incident, madam. We here at the Capsaicin Lounge pride ourselves on being vegetarian friendly. Please, order whatever other entrée you like, it's on the house.
MH: That's more LIKE it.
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MH: And another thing! Why does everything in this restaurant have to be so SPICY?
JH: Alright, Max, let's quit while we're ahead.