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Jamie has always had a tendency to react improperly to danger - either too much or too little - and this tendency has been steadily getting worse the more danger he's exposed to. He learns, but he has a tendency to learn the wrong lessons.

It's a good thing he has friends like Wallace to help him out!

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(Thursday evening, EXT: WW's car, pulled over)

unnamed police officer: Okay, back it up. You pistol whipped someone.
JH: Just the one person, in self-defense. But you evidently already know about that one.
JH: Wait, I shouldn't have said that. I didn't say that. That was off the record.
WW: Not how it works, Jamie.
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unnamed police officer: Alright, I'm starting to think it might be best if I brought you in for questioning.
JH: Oh, we're in trouble. We're going to jail. I'm going to jail. I can't go to jail!
WW: Don't worry about it, I'll just do what I usually do to get out of a DWB.
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JH: What's that?
unnamed police officer: I'm curious myself.
WW: Well, fortunately, I'm a member of two minority groups. You gotta fight stereotypes with stereotypes.
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JH: Wait, what do y-mm!
[WW reaches over and kisses JH on the mouth]