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(Friday morning, INT: EB and JH's living room)

JH: This is a great culinary secret. If I tell you, you have to promise not to use this knowledge for evil. Okay?
EB: Okay.
JH: Promise!
EB: I promise.
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JH: Okay. First, you measure out a cup of Rice Krispies, and put them on a paper towel in a microwave-safe container.
EB: Right.
JH: Then you measure out one teaspoon of baking powder, two tablespoons of cream of tartar, and a quarter cup of white vinegar.
EB: Okay.
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JH: Then you throw all that shit in the garbage, and take a homemade hacky sack out of your back pocket...
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EB (beating JH with couch cushion): You made me eat hacky rice, you son of a bitch!
JH: Ack! Using it for evil! Using it for evil!