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(Saturday afternoon, INT: EB and JH's kitchen)

GU (getting drink): Oh, hey, Max, I wanted to make sure Carol got her earrings back. Can I just leave them with you?
MH: Keep'em, they were a gift.
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GU: Are you sure? Aren't they real gold?
MH: Sure I'm sure. Wear'em on your next date with Jamie, when you have it.
EB: Wait, what's this?
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GU: He hasn't called me yet, so I'm... I'm thinking there might not be another date.
EB: Are you talking about that pizza thing? Jamie didn't mention that that was a date.
MH: Oh, don't get all monogamously jealous, Ellen, I'm sure Gina can timeshare that weiner.
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EB: The number of things that are wrong with that statement are as vast as the stars in the sky.
GU: I dunno, I can only count about a dozen...
EB: Well, the sky here in town.
GU: Oh, okay then.