Anal aficionados, feel free to use this line, let me know how it goes.
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(Sunday afternoon, INT: SW and WW's living room)
[closeup of WW working on a Castaway card, redoing JH's artwork in digital format]
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SW: WOULD YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS ASSHOLE?
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WW: What? What'd I do?
SW: Oh, sorry, not of. In.
WW: In?
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SW: Yes. Would you get a load in this asshole?
WW: Well, I guess I am due for a twenty minute break...