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When I told Andrew Rosenthal, $50 tier Patreon supporter, that I had an idea to use his cameo as a drug lord, his request was "can I be a nice drug lord?".

What do you think? Is he nice?

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(Wednesday afternoon, INT: sordid den of iniquity.)

JH: So... this is the awkward part.
AR: You mean the part where you attempt to back out of a four digit drug deal, and leave with all twenty digits you came in with?
JH: Yeah. That part.
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JH: Look, I can still give you money... you know, for your time. I even understand if you need to... y'know... chop off some of my toes or force me to take some drugs or something, but just please... just don't tell anyone I was here. It could jeopardize the whole-
AR (interrupting): Stop.
JH: I... I'm sorry, I-
AR: Stop.
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AR: Just run, Mister Bishop. Run back to your bubble of academia. I assure you, you will be forgotten here.
JH: Oh God. Oh my God. Thank y-
AR: I SAID RUN.
JH: Right! I'm gone! Thank you! Goodbye!
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unnamed thug: Cop, y'think?
AR: No, cops are smart. Shoot him dead if you ever see him below fifth avenue again, though.
unnamed thug: Well, obviously.