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(Saturday. INT: EB and JH's apartment, ladies are around the gaming table)

LH: The giant spider lets out a high pitched squeal as it bursts and dies.
GU: I immediately begin cutting the civilians out of the web and administering the antitoxin.
NP: Alright, I search the spider's body. Twenty-one.
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LH: Though the creature wields no weapon and wears no armour, you do find several undigested magical items in its stomach. There's an amulet of natural armour...
MH (entering): Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had some trouble walking here because I'm so top-heavy now.
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GU: Top-heavy?
MH: Well, yeah. I just spent the last four hours having all my internal organs crammed up into my ribcage.
LH: Maxine, as always, your contribution to our discourse is invaluable.
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MH: Is that invaluable as in actually VALUABLE, or invaluable as in NOT valuable?
LH: I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
MH: I'll assume the first one, then. Love you too, Lil!