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(Friday afternoon, INT: hairdresser)

NP: So his Int is high, his Wis is low... what's his Charisma at?
EB: Oh, Jamie's got that "adorkable" thing going on, he's like a big gangly puppy. I alternate between wanting to kiss him and wanting to strangle him.
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NP: Kiss him, you say?
EB: And he clearly doesn't know he's doing it, too. Like, if I thought he was being cute on purpose, I would... I think I'd actually be angry at him. But he's not, I honestly don't think he's capable of it.
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NP (eyebrow): Cute, you say? Like... ask him to shampoo the cat cute?
EB (quietly): God help me, yes.
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NP: Oh holy cow, I was kidding.
EB: Fuck me, I said that out loud, didn't I?