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As of this writing, I am 33 years of age, and I have one (1) suit. My memory is hazy, but I think I got it back in high school, and yes, I do think it was handed down from a relative. I think I have worn it maybe maybe five times.
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(Saturday morning, INT: EB and JH's apartment, hallway outside JH's bedroom)
EB (in her bridesmaid dress again, holding purse and present): Come on, Jamie, we've got to get on the road, we're already past schedule! You're not supposed to be the one who takes too long to get ready!
JH (through the door): Sorry! Sorry, I was doing a thing! I'm ready, I'm ready now!
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[JH emerges, wearing polo with tie]
EB: What? No. No, change. Suit.
JH: I... this is formal. I'm formal right now. This is as formal as I get.
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EB: This isn't even business casual. You're wearing jeans! Do you even own a second pair of pants?
JH: I have a tie. Ties are formal.
EB: Don't all guys have at least one oversized hand-me-down suit from their father or something?
JH: I have a tie. That's dressing up, I'm dressed up right now.
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EB (dragging him): Alright, we don't have time for this. Come here.
JH: But I have a tiiiiie!
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