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(Saturday evening, INT: EB and JH's living room)
GU: Well!
GU: That... certainly... was...
EB: Shit?
NP: It was a unique experience that we have shared as friends.
EB: Sure, we'll go with that.
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JH: I'm gonna get changed.
NP: Yeah, how was the wedding? We sorta pressganged you into GMing as soon as you walked in the door, we didn't get to talk about that.
EB: There was no wedding.
GU: What?
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EB: Church got fucked up in the storm, the whole wedding was cancelled. Jamie and I never even made it there, we had car trouble and were stranded on the side of the road for hours.
MH: Aw shit, you shoulda said something! Here I was about to make innuendo jokes about Jamie getting mesmerized by your big titty cleavage, the two of you slow dancing, pressing up against his boner...
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MH: ...and it turns out you were actually stuck in mud, in rain, in... in the most shitty, stressful, libido-killing situation imaginable! That sucks!
EB: Yep. Yep, that sure is what happened to us.
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